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I paid $800,000 cash for a garden villa. My MIL moved her entire extended family in, saying, “My son earned this, so it’s my house now.” When they moved my bed to the garden shed, my husband said, “It’s fresh air, stop complaining.” I smiled brightly, “You’re right. Fresh air is great for people who are about to be homeless. Get out before the guards arrive.”

Part I: The Facade of the Thorne King “Fresh air is truly magnificent for those on the precipice of vagrancy,” I remarked to my husband, my voice possessing the clinical…
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